Well, well, well, Mr. Swalwell apparently just cannot stay out of the news, despite enjoying a breathtaking lack of accountability after his rather brazen sexual antics with a Chinese sex spy.
In case that story was missed last year, which wouldn’t be difficult, given that the fake news media and social media do literally anything to protect the ultra-left, here’s a brief, unsavory recap.
“Fang Fang” (yes, that’s the name the spy went by), apparently succeeded in targeting various gullible Democrats “through sexual relationships,” namely “up-and-coming local politicians in the Bay Area and across the country who had the potential to make it big on the national stage,” and, coincidentally, “among the most significant targets of Fang’s efforts was Rep. Eric Swalwell.”
Needless to say, it took the FBI to finally persuade Mr. Swalwell to perhaps cease his sexual relationship with a rather obvious spy.
What a surprise that Mr. Swalwell became one of the lead impeachment “managers” years later in Impeachment 2.0. Apparently, amongst all the available, albeit useful, idiots, China-happy Swalwell was supposedly one of the best options.
Yes, unfortunately, that is the reality of the Democrat Party today. And the Democrats rage over Stormy Daniels, who, in all fairness, does not exactly pose a grave risk to national security (she does, however, pose a grave risk to any man of remote means, apparently).
“The choice was, do we chase those people – not knowing what they’re going to say to the courts – for years. Or do we go forward with a powerful, thundering case that we have … And also, (Senate Minority Leader) Mitch McConnell was already telling us that he believed the challenge was a jurisdictional one.” [Source: Fox News]
A “powerful, thundering case?” So “powerful” it was over in under a week with no witnesses. Perhaps Mr. Swalwell should stop confusing his (doctored) memories of his personal prowess with the Democrats’ complete joke of a case.
Which didn’t even include witnesses, though Swalwell apparently had an even worse excuse for that one.
Clearly, he still has women, or perhaps even “Fang Fang” on the brain with the most absurd excuse for not calling witnesses yet.
Specifically, Swalwell also was sure to add that none of the other Republicans who apparently dared to vote not only based on their “conscience,” but also upon their duty to adhere to the Constitution, would not have been persuaded by anyone, including “God herself.”
As if the public needs any more evidence that the only “powerful, thundering case” that Swalwell ever had was apparently for the Chinese government, who thoroughly duped him using the oldest trick in the book (literally) and got who knows how much detail out of him.
Swalwell himself probably doesn’t even remember what he said, but odds are excellent it’s been transcribed several thousand times over in China.
Needless to say, Rand Paul and others who have a clue had a field day with Swalwell’s highly publicized idiocy.
“This afternoon we have been lectured to by Eric Swalwell, a guy accused of consorting with a Chinese spy … How appropriate!” [Source: Fox News]
However, in the interest of balance, it actually is “appropriate” … for Democrats. After all, the current president is on the international record for saying he is “deeply proud” of his son’s jaw-dropping consorting with skeptical Chinese firms.
Firms from which Hunter has yet to divest his financial stake from, all while securing an additional $1M payday in the United States for a ghost written memoir that is more fictional than most fiction.
In other words, a classic Democrat.
Which would explain Swalwell’s bizarre fixation on God as a woman in the midst of the biggest sham of an impeachment in American history. Which is followed by the next-biggest sham, another Democrat-led endeavor over Christmas in 2019.
Joy to the world indeed, or, more accurately, the antithesis of joy under the draconian domain of the Democrats.